Get words as wacky as you are.

Otherwise, you and your brand will be swallowed up and forgotten in an endless & ever-expanding sea of web blahhh.

You need copy that’s written in a way that keeps people reading… and converts clicks into customers.

For the low, low price of FREE… grab my anti “meh” tips below.

Spice up my copy, Rose!

I know, I know.

You’ve looked at about seventeen different copywriters this week and you wanted your copy written last week. 

It’s agonizing. (And also kinda’ boring.)

Their websites all have well-lit headshots with artfully placed Starbucks cups and Macbooks—and cheerful promises to turn your sales funnel or your website into a magical money-printing machine.

And you’re still not sure who to pick.

ask not what you can do for your business ...ask me instead.

Always delighted to work with the oddballs. The weirdos. The ones who aren’t afraid to stand out.

As my sister always says, “Gawd, Rose—we aren’t all like you, we can’t all punch wolves in the face.”

Disclaimer: not generally an advocate of wolf-punching. Lovely, graceful creatures. Usually more afraid of us than we are of them.

However, if cornered, would totally take a swing.

Get yourself a writer who isn’t afraid to roll up her sleeves and partner with you on your big ideas.

Here’s some of the writing I do with my retainer clients:

web copy that’s easy on the eyes
email campaigns worth a click-though
sales pages that like… y’know… sell
– taglines cheekier than a chubby hamster

…and good old editing & proofreading, despite what “writerer” might make you think.

cool, rose. tell me more about the stuff you do.
ask not what you can do for your business ...ask me instead.
...meet "rosie"

...meet "rosie"

Honestly, most people just call me Rose, but I needed a catchy URL. 

 

And don’t tell me you ~never~ considered buying a funny domain name and building a whole business around it. Who hasn’t??

 

I’ve got one of those last names that sounds like a sneeze. Or a Harry Potter character.

Despite being impossible to spell and therefore useless as a URL, “Womelsdorf” is apparently a small town in Pennsylvania.

 

Conversion-minded copywriter specializing in click-worthy email copy for entrepreneurial folks.

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what they're saying

"Rose was great at helping me reword my copy without losing my voice!

When you are a business owner trying to tell your story, you are often too close to see the best way to present your story."


-Alesha Mathis
www.mathisnps.com

"You came in like a word ninja & beautifully weaved exactly what I wanted to say!

Not having the right copy has been heavy on my mind... after seeing how my message has come through, a HUGE weight has been lifted!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!"


-Melissa Furlong
www.melissafurlong.com

"I have no hesitation recommending Rose and her services, she's outstanding.

My copy is now so much better... readable & directly talks to my ideal clients."


-Julie McClelland
www.jhsc.com.au

Available on monthly retainer; perfect fit clients only.
Mosey on over to my contact page to get the party started + see if we gel.